
Freddie, are you all right? Freddie: Yes, mom. Benson: I came over because I heard screaming. I just need a mop and a bucket and 20 more pounds of butter! Mrs. Spencer: Hey, why isn't it cold in here? Toasty the Baker!! Good God! TOASTY! Sam: Gross! It's like a giant baby threw up! Spencer: WHY?!?!?!?! Sam: I told you not to turn the heat up! Freddie: What?! I never even- Sam: It's too late for apologies! Freddie: But I didn't turn the- Spencer: It's OK. Freddie: We're dead! Carly: I'm gonna go scrub his creepy lip residue off my cheek. He's gonna make me regret shoving tapenade in his face by trashing iCarly on his stupid website. To wish that something had never been done." Sam: Uh-oh. "Roux: A mixture of fats and flour used to make sauces and soups." Sam: Nevel called you a fat flour? Carly: Try spelling it differently. iNevel Freddie: And what did he mean, "You'd rue the day"? Sam: Yeah, what does rue mean? Carly: No one knows! Spencer: I got it, right here. Sam: But don't you want something for me to remember you by? Like 500 of your favorite songs? Carly: Give it! Sam: I'm just trying to cheer you up. Sam: Oooh can I have this? (iPod) Carly: I'm leaving, not dying. Briggs' car? Carly: Will you at least try to stay out of trouble? Sam: No. who's gonna take the blame when I put live raccoons in the trunk of Mrs. Oh, and she's really into drinking coffee, but I always give her decaf without telling her. Granddad: Why? Spencer: Dinosaurs are cool. I only give her the ones shaped like dinosaurs. These are the vitamins that she needs to take everyday. This is her homework schedule and a number for a tutor because she's been having a little trouble with science. Granddad: Aren't soups and chowders the same thing? Spencer: No, there's a distinction. These are Carly's favorite foods, drinks, soups and chowders. Granddad: She has allergies? Spencer: Yes. I've listed all her allergies, the number for poison control.


Granddad: What's this? Spencer: Everything you need to know about taking care of Carly. I don't know when I grew leg hair! I gotta go! Spencer: Hello? No, Freddie's not here, Mrs. Carly: I'm not a child! I'm just young and short.
ICARLY ISCREAM ON HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN HOW TO
YOU GO DO YOUR HOMEWORK RIGHT NOW, YOUNG LADY! Carly: Yes, sir! Spencer: AND JUST SAY NO! Carly: Always! Spencer: AND STAY IN SCHOOL! Carly: Maybe.Ĭarly: I wanna stay here in Seattle with Spencer! Granddad: Spencer needs to learn how to take care of himself before he can take care of a child. Freddie: I heard that! Sam: You were supposed to! iWanna Stay With Spencer Spencer: Alright, don't worry too much about this yet, just. Ĭarly: When it comes to the part when Jake was supposed to sing, we'll just improvise and talk about something funny. iLike Jake Sam: Tell me everything! Carly: He said we should hang out some time! Actually, I feel that teachers should give us more homework. Briggs: GIBBY! Ĭarly/Spencer: I don't know what's going on here. Briggs: Be quiet, Gibby! You are about to be stimulated by a true performer.

Freddie: That's not off! Carly: Spencer! Sam: Dude! Spencer: Oh, man, I am pressing the buttons! Literally, all of them, trying to turn off the sign! Freddie: You're gonna overload the circuits! Sam: "Pee on Carl"?! Carly: Turn that off! Spencer: I am trying! If the stupid cars would ju- Don't look at the sign! Stop beholding the si- Aw, I stepped on my taco! iDream of Dance Ms. Freddie: Quick! Turn it off! Carly and Sam: Turn it off! Spencer: Oh, okay. Actually, two of the drivers- Three of the dr- Literally, many of the cars were distracted by our extremely dazzling sign.
ICARLY ISCREAM ON HALLOWEEN PUMPKIN DRIVERS
It is so dazzlingly bright, I swear it- Carly: What's going on out there, Spencer? Spencer: It looks like that our sign is so bright and dazzling, it distracted one of the drivers below. Spencer: Carly! Sam! Freddie! You cannot believe how awesome this sign looks from out here. Briggs: Oh, what does it matter?!įreddie Benson: I am over it! I'm in love with you and you just wanna be friends, and I'm totally cool living with that constant pain! iWant More Viewers Carly: Well done, Spencer. Principal Franklin: No, but this animal's obese. Principal Franklin: I thought the rhinos had the fat thighs? Carly Shay: No, if you could picture the two of them together, you could really tell the difference. A hippo has fatter thighs and a wider snout. Briggs: It's not funny! Why would you photo dock my head onto the body of a rhinoceros? Carly Shay: Well, I- Principal Franklin: Rhinoceros? Oh, no, no, no. I understand you put some flyers up all over the school.
